sPidEr-GoD

life with a 5 year old boy can be exhausting yet entirely entertaining, to say the least. we are constantly conversing about superheroes and superpowers and all this what not. i am somewhat ambivalent towards these discussions as im not a guy and i quite honestly just dont get the attraction towards fighting and killing and all of this. but i endure and even put forth a genuine effort at times to use these elusive superpowers in our ongoing, daily wars between the good and the bad. the other night joey asked me what superpower i was going to ask for when i got to heaven. it caught me offguard as id never contemplated this before and went with the generic invisibility trait. i was promptly informed that he would choose the power of webbing because he was pretty sure God uses this all the time. it sparked a rather interesting conversation and i came away fairly convinced that God may indeed retain the ability to web enemies if He so desires. ive thought about this way more then one would think throughout the last couple of days and have decided that i may start praying for God to enact this power in the here and now. i mean come on, if He has the ability to simply speak the entire universe into existance, i'm pretty sure that Joey is on to something in that He has the power to web our enemies if this is what He so chooses to do. i share this only to warn those who hold any animosity towards me and mine. there could be a day in the near future where you find yourself webbed. im just saying...